this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
i found a song that fits the virus chaos of 2014
YES. I’M CRYING
I WAS CONSIDERING DOING THIS
BUT OH MY GOD
I LOVE YOU
WE ARE NOW MARRIED
I listened to this whole damn song,
BECAUSE ITS THAT CATCHY.
I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
OMFG THIS IS SO PERFECT I CANT
ah shit fuckin weird al
this is actually one of the only albums of his i’ve owned, straight outta lynwood
someone got there before me~~~